Aspire to Be a Statistic

The worms.

We were meant to make one song. Just a little comeback. As usual, one turned into two. Then an EP. Then an album. With this, we finally managed to release two tracks originally written way before the band.

Tracklist

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This is the song we wrote and figured we’d release as a single.

This started with the chorus melody and ended with worms.

Animated music video for more worms.

Originally written in 2019 probably, re-imagined to fit this album.

Anyone is welcome to make Horse Milking Homolator into a game and use this song.

The Lexus ES 300h. Preferably the 2022 model with the analog clock. NEVER forgive Lexus for getting rid of the clock.

This shit is getting out of hand.

Bloodred Hourglass.

This song also exists to explain the cover art.

A very important message. This also started with the chorus melody.

Also written ages ago.

Instrumental

Instrumental

Lyrics:

This needs a music video. Anyone have a Lexus ES?

Less horse

You don’t

Ass shitting anthem

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