About us

Arctic’s Booze Bus is the next generation of satirical rock. We crawled forth from the frozen depths of Finland, are made up of four of the most useless people on the planet, and promise to deliver you sounds you’ve never heard before and now probably wish you never had.

Zero talent, some regret, total passion.


Members

Arctic

The primary songwriter and vocalist. He is also in charge of production, recording, mixing and art.

The mask is glued to his head and cannot be removed.

Steelrim

The iron handed bassist of the band.

Due to a rare disease called ‘being a bassist’, Steelrim can only breathe methane gas. Thankfully, he can produce it himself, and it can be easily fed to him with the mask.

Slingshot

The guitarist. He uses wound third strings. That’s probably all you need to know.

Dr. PWM

The keyboardist and synth wizard. Forced to create fart sound effects.


Our producer

Lloyd Monko, alongside Arctic, is the mastermind behind our music. With over 35 years of experience in the music industry, he has produced some of the most influential records in recent history, and has gone on to win multiple Grammys, Emmys and Nobel prices.

With his incredible, unique ability to not only hear, but also see and control sound waves, he can turn anything into a masterpiece without failure.

His label, Advanced Cretinomics®, is known worldwide, and hosts, again, some of the most influential artists in the world, and he is an influential board member of Dongbing Qingleng Xuehan.


Wang Zhiqiang

Chief Operating Officer

Pajeet Choudary

Legal Representative

Rich Shulberg-Goldstein

Regional Manager

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